Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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