The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I pour the whiskey from now on
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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