I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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