I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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