I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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