who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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