You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
