are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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