I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
