i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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