just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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