Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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