She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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