i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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