doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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