i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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