He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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