Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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