do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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