And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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