Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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