The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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