Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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