Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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