I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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