Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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