how can u be prego again
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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