He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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