Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Shame - the story of my life.
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