i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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