She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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