Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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