I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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