Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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