i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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