There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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