Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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