somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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