Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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