What a fucking waste of an outfit
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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