Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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