is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
whose ass print is on the piano?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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