wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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