love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
