found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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