So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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