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my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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