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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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