i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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