I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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