I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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